Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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