i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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