i don't like sucking hair
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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