1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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