I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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