She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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