I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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