ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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