I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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