96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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