..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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