The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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