Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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