This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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