In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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