I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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