Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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