My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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