I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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