I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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