I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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