Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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