what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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