Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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