Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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