We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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