I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
there was a trapeze. enough said
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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