this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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