What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize