I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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