And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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