I accidentally burped into my bong.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
