He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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