Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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