if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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