I wannas sexs uuuuu
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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