i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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