So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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