Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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