I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.