I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.