You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.