And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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