there's paper in my vomit.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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