Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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