The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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