dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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