I got chris browned last night
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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