Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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