It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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