In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Randomize