You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
