normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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