How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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