i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We need to get me chipped asap
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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