I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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